Humor - lollissimo! Ecco come sono i sorgenti di windows..

Forum - Humor - lollissimo! Ecco come sono i sorgenti di windows..

netarrow (Admin)
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Messaggi: 2502
Iscritto: 12/05/2004

Postato alle 12:54
Domenica, 30/01/2005

/*
   TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
   Project: Chicago(tm)
   Projected release-date: MAY 1998
   $History$
*/

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"

#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()
{
   while(!CRASHED)
   {
      display_copyright_message();
      display_bill_rules_message();
      do_nothing_loop();
      if (first_time_installation)
      {
         make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
         do_nothing_loop();
         totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
         search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
         hang_system();
      }
      write_something(anything);
      display_copyright_message();
      do_nothing_loop();
      do_some_stuff();
      if (still_not_crashed)
      {
         display_copyright_message();
         do_nothing_loop();
         basically_run_windows_3.1();
         do_nothing_loop();
         do_nothing_loop();
      }
   }
   if (detect_cache())
      disable_cache();

   if (fast_cpu())
   {
      set_wait_states(lots);
      set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
      set_mouse(action, jumpy);
      set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
   }

   /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
   /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
   printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
   if (system_ok())
      crash(to_dos_prompt);
   else
      system_memory = open("c:\swp0001.swp" O_CREATE);
   while(something)
   {
      sleep(5);
      get_user_input();
      sleep(5);
      act_on_user_input();
      sleep(5);
   }
   create_general_protection_fault();
}

se si capisce un po di inglese e un po di C e da morire dal ridere :rotfl: