#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "winNT.h"
#include "windows2000.h"
#include "windowsXP.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_500_megabyte_swapfile();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
disable_Netscape();
hang_system();
}
do_some_stuff();
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}
run_windows_3.1();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 2000"); */
/*printf("Welcome to Windows XP professional"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows Vista");
/* TESTING printf("Welcome to Fiji"); */
while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
}
}