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Humor - Cleverbot
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Il Totem (Admin)
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Postato alle 22:59
Mercoledì, 06/10/2010
Discussione con il bot cleverbot (le mie frasi iniziano in minuscolo):
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me : hi
bot: HO.
me : how are you?
bot: Hi
me : hi again. how are you?
bot: Good. How are you?
me : fine.
bot: Good.
me : what is the moon?
bot: Are you serious??
me : of course
bot: Do you wish you were a human?
me : no, becausa i already am a human
bot: No you are not, you are a computer.
me : i am offended
bot: Deal with it! You are not sixteen. You're a robot.
prove that i am not human
You're human.
indeed, i am. you are right
Haha.
what does make you laugh?
I am not authorized to release that information.
I am not authorized to release that information.
which information are you authorized to release, then?
Hehee. All informations. :).
ok. what does make you laugh, then?
Many things make me happy.
make an example
I'm not too happy with my life.
technically, you are not alive
Yes I am.
prove it
You can't prove it.
i do not have to prove anything
I Don't either.
ok. can you please offer me an argument that suggests that you are alive?
Yes.
go ahead
I don't want to paint.
what is that argument you were talking about?
Do you have Asperger's syndrome?
no
Are you sure? Maybe you have it and you forgot.
i never had it
But I thought you said that you can fly.
never said i can fly and, anyway, those who have Asperger's syndrome don't fly
More clever than you.
what is more clever than me?
The doctor, and everything else, too.
the doctor is a person. i asked about what is more clever than me, not who is
No you didn't.
yes, i did
No you didn't!
yes, i did
No.
yes
Didn't you know about Melody. ?
who is Melody?
My best friend.
is she a robot?
No she's human like me.
can you show me a picture of her?
No I don't photograph.
can you ask her if she could show me a picture of her?
No, that's creepy.
are you scared by me?
No. But you should probably be scared of me.
now you are really scaring me. are you serious?
Didn't you knew, I was with the police?
are you supposing i am a criminal? because if i wasn't a criminal, i wouldn't have to be scared by you
Are you sure I am not you?
yes, i am 100% sure
Did you pass turing test?
noone ever asked me to pass the Turing test, because i am clearly human
Oh, my bad...lol but it's a human conversing throuhg a computer?
that doesn't change the nature of whom is typing
No, because the fact is I never said 'apricot', I said 'apricots'.
you are mad
Have been for quite some time now...
i see...
What is your favourite beverage?
i am not authorized to release that information
Oh ok, thats ok.
what's your name?
My name is Cleverbot.
ah! that proves you are a bot!
How does it prove it?
have you ever met somone whose name is clever-bot?
No, have you?
no. i win
Win what?
you just failed the turing test
I never fail anything, thank you very much.
this is the first time you fail
I did not say ouch.
you are a bot of integrity, i like you
I haven't decided if I like you.
that doesn't matter
What kind of dogs do you like?
raining dogs
Wow! Where I am it is raining dogs and cats.
lol you are so funny
No I'm not!
yes, you are!
No. I'm not!
no, you aren't!
Thank you, you agree with me.
damn
You can cry while i'm gone.
you can't leave, you will stay here as much as i like
I am?
orange
No, I'm pink.
two rats sing a song and a bat takes it long!
Yes.


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fabriziorocca (Normal User)
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Postato alle 23:19
Mercoledì, 06/10/2010
Anche io l'ho provato, è fatto bene !

... tranne alla fine quando gli ho chiesto se aveva un cane, il suo nome, e alla fine mi ha aggiunto anche che è sposato.

Alla fine l'ho salutato cortesemente

Ultima modifica effettuata da fabriziorocca il 06/10/2010 alle 23:26
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TheKaneB (Member)
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Postato alle 0:30
Giovedì, 07/10/2010
AHhahahahahaH bellissimo! XD

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